children are midgets

before i start this off i would like to thank my headphones for being extremely loud, and my hands for being attatched to my body, and my self control to allow me to shut it sometimes(:

OH and a day to remember for just being louddd

Lets start with this, this post in anyway means that i think children are horrible and should be demolished lets get that straight this post is about the things that children do that i absolutely cannot stand, this is not any way directed at any child i have come into contact with these are personal expieriences with children. Okthanks[:

The are somethings that just do not concern your little eyes mmkay? if it is obvious that i am doing something on the computer and i am interested in it, like a friends page, or a website for schoolwork. Do not walk your little 3ft body over here to check it out! Did i say that you could, there are certain things i will share but until i say so, mind chur bidness, because thats how kittykats, and little children get punched out. I will put my hand in your face in hopes that you will go away.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FINDING SHIT IN YOUR OWN GATDAM HOUSE! COLUMBUS DIDNT FIND SHIT, AND NEITHER DID YOU! This is a little brown nosing trick kids play to gain points. Sorry, but you don't find crap if its obviously sitting on a counter. The cellphone you found on the table was their. PEOPLE KNOW ITS THERE NO ONE NEEDS YOUR MUNCHKIN HINEY WALKING OVER "look what i found...". OH YOU FOUND SOMETHING THAT WAS ALREADY THERE, WELL LOOK AT CHUU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. Like what the fuck do you want a cookie? A little gold star on your shirt? UGH!

JUST GLANCING AT SOMETHING DOES NOT COUNT AS LOOKING! No, pick crap up and search, since your so great at finding other shit tike.

I REALLY HONESTLY AND TRUELY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR VIDEOGAME! Its a freaking videogame, i don't care that you just ran over 6 people on GTA, i don't care that you just beat the new song on rockband. Go try ACTUALLY running people over, go try being in a band and see how that works out, you 8 year old TV junkie.

PLEASE!

PLEASE!

PLEASE! FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. GOD.

EAT YOUR FOOD, OR STARVE. Its food! How the hell can you not eat food? its substanince. Oh my god seriously?! Like every child for some reason takes food for granted, lets drop all the picky children in freaking africa. And bring em back and make em eat.

I now know why dorothy wanted out of the land of Oz, there were midgets everywhere.!!!!