The Manual

oh if i only had a manual, an instruction handbook, something that could tell me what to say: and what not to say.
Apparently, pretending to airhump the principal of your future HighSchool's car, is not the way to get picked for your AP classes.I bet if this magic manual exsisted it would say that politely washing the car or placing a cute happy reminder under the wiper would be nice etiquitte. But this bad situation could not of happened if this magical book exsisted. I'd want to meet the writer/ author of this magical book, and shake their hand, Vigorusly, and then meet the publisher, and smack them! Why Smack them? Because! Who publishes a book with all this power and releases it to the public? Do they know the mass CHAOS they could possibly cause? The world would suddenly become ... Perfect, there would be no need for our wonderful PoliceOfficers, then all the donut shops would be out of buisness (AHA :D) Maybe then we wouldnt even need those big, long, boring, debates on CNN, but if this magical book exsisted there would be no more comedians, just Perfect weather people.