the list of things i think about everyday:

1. Is someone going to try and deal me some drugs today?
2. Can i Host the end of the world party? (i need to do some more planning)
3.Happy Birthday Random Child of the Universe, sorry i can't make it but there is another random child out there having a birthday party and i think you 2 should become friends.
4.Mazel TOV! ^-^
5. Why hasn't Adam Lambert found me and adopted me yet?
6. Maybe today i'll join the Airforce early...
7. Today i will definitely do that thing i thought about last nite...what was it???
8. Cereal or eggs?
9.Where did my pants go???
10. I should pretend that i'm a tank kaboom!
11. should i really open that door?
12. The toilets cold again, can i get a hotpress for my butt?
13.Today has to be the day i find Narnia in my hall closet
14. Will scotch tape hold me to the ceiling long enough?
15. What happened to Brady Bunch?
16. Where the Hell is Carmen San Diego?
17.I haven't talked to my shadow lately
18. If i was robot would i rust in the shower under my human skin?
19. (follow up to 18) Who is my creator?
20. Lets rule the World today!!!
21.Maybe he'll run up and tell me the truth
22. Maybe i'll do my laundry today...
23. Matching socks? or Non-Matching socks?
24. Where's my ipod? oh wait .. haha
25. Mac, not Pc
26. Oh no not Eminem again!
27.What artist is going on my itunes next?
28. I wonder if my family crest looks awesome
29. Whoever owned Google must've been really bored
30.Is there a new Penn&Teller on the DVR?
31.MAN Bella is a slut !
32. I really wanna go to Narnia.