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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Death Ray w/ Optional Operator.

 

So everything that you ever thought about a death ray and it being real is well TRUE! Yeah pretty much. According the show I watched on the history channel this morning the death ray is a real thing and was created by Mr. Tessla. The dude who also made the Tessla coils.

He apparently, had the blueprints for a death ray to be built on an AMERICAN air force base! Sad to say (no not really) he died and no one decided to build it. So in essence it really isnt quite a big tragedy but on the other hand a death ray would have been nice to have in a war. Example:

Soldier: General! General! We are losing almost every goddamn volunteer we have!
General: Then send out the real troops.
Soldier: We already did that, the zombies are approaching rapidly into our quarters.
General: (turning dramatically) Fire up the…………(long dramatic pause) DEATH RAY.
Soldier: General, they’re already dead.
General: I know.

End scene.

I mean how cool would that be?!! All of a sudden you are losing a war and then ZAP! Wars over.
But then again in the wrong hands (like the russians or maybe germans) it could mean utter destruction. UTTERRR!!

-Charlie♥

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