when boredom calls

It sucks living in a small town like i do, because all you can do is swim, and find stupid ways to mess with people, and even those people get angry that your finding things to do, unlike them. In my town there are cows, and you can only tip them so much where that even gets old. Luckily for me i have the wonderful internet, to where i can find more ways to make people mad. Its quite interesting, i wish that i just had a fun gun. I'd shoot everyone and then everyday would be a party. The world would be a great big frat party. And it'd all be thanks to me, and the only people i think would complain would be the old people, but even they like parties.