High School Batteries Not Included

 

There is always something about High School or just school in general that just makes me want to hurl my guts out. Its not the fact that I may be judged by hundreds of my so called “peers”. Why call them peers as if they are all of your friends? They are not your friends!! They don’t want to be your friend, they want to destroy you and make your year a living hell. Contrary to Parental belief you are judged by: Your Hair, your clothes, who your friends are, who knows you and who you are.
Now my reputation is not completely squeaky clean but it is far better than other parties who shall not be named. In high school there are a couple things that you might need that includes condoms. Because lets be real, high school is just keggers and date rape. Nothing changes from generations in high school, I mean sure yeah there is the advancement of technology and the bitches get bitchier but truly nothing really changes and when it is all over nothing can really matter. Unless you are a freak couple that actually makes it out of high school and you realise that your wife is the cheerleader slut, then you are screwed completely.
High school is live or die.

Let me tell you about this boy ♥

Everyone has those blog posts that are completely happy and about one person.
This is going to be about him.
My boyfriend ♥.

There is so much too say but I can't explain all of it. I can explain that his eyes are amazing, his voice is always stuck in my head.

OH and I love and can't get enough of waking up to a kiss and "I love you" when I fall asleep on him watching TV.

This. Is. Real.

This post will probably be the most realist thing of you will ever read on this blog.

I am not lying about anything further.

1. Yes I am a sexually active teenager, and I am not embrassed about my consorting with boys.

2. No protection does not always work, but Yes I do trust and use it.

3. I realise with me being activated that I can produce a child of some sort.

4. IF I do have a baby at my young age, that child will not and will never be a mistake.

5. According to number 4, I will not ever get an abortion, adoption sounds less scary and is a happy alternative.

6. I realise at this point in life I am not prepared for one but I would be proud to bring life into this world.

Yes i am not ashamed about being sexually active, and yes i realise that the Mommy squad does read my blog. No i am not a virgin. I haven't been for some while, my mother is not yet comfortable with it, but she has yet to shun me so I would take that as a good sign. Currently now there is nothing left for me to say.

But remember this, just because a girl is not a virgin doesn't mean she chose that path so the next time we think about making fun of a non-virgin remember that people have feelings and if your a parent the same thing can be said about you.

i'm so sick of sex

sex

sex

sex

sex

titties

dickk

penis

Gosh are you not tired of sex selling every fucking thing??

(yeah i'm cussing in this one.. OPPS)

Like the bitches having orgasms in the shower because they are washing their hair with some weird ass shampoo. Its the summer time my showers are cold as shit, there is no need for me to be all hot and steamy with my fucking conditioner.

What about the bitch who talks about a fucking sandwhich?? Like "OH HOT STEAMY BREAD THAT HAS DEAD COW AND CHEESE OH THAT JUST GETS ME OFF BABY LETS TO GO TO WINGSTOP" and then the bitch behind her is like "I'll have what she's having."

You, her, and the shower lady are all fucking crazy and you all deserve eachother.

Like seriously? The next big thing is going to be 2 people having sex and then the camera focuses on a pepsi can.

like really america??

is that what you are doing to sell fucking soda?

Also i get that a condom commercial is going to have something sexual in it but IF and WHEN i buy condoms I am not going to care what it is suppose to do. Look its making LOVE if you want ice in your hoo-ha just stick one up there. Guys if you really want your penis on fire, walk by an oven with a hard-on.

I'm tired of watching TV and having some big boobied blonde bitch trying to sell me something. I think that the only commercials i like so far are the Carl's JR ones because they just actually make sense.

DAMN. SEX.

Charlie <3

Summer is freaking hot.

its pretty much like really freaking hot this summer.

i don't want to melt.

But you wanna hear about my fourth right?

Everyone does i mean thats probably the reason why you are looking at that little blog list of yours.

Blah blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit Family crap bullshit bullshit Friends blah blahhity blabbity blahhh Sat with the boyfriend blah blah blah fireworks start, shit falls on us loud loud loud bang bang bang done. Dennys home. Sleep.

so eventful right?

so yeah anyways back to the sun being a dick.

its really freaking hot, i don't want to do anything but go to antarctica and pants off wrestle penguins.

so this is what i wore to fireworks.

enjoy

Charlie<3

the thing about diets

there are somethings that should be done over the summer and some things that just happen.

Currently a mate of mine has decided to do that stupid thing that people do and

GO ON A DIET!!

Can i please just stress the stupidity of these things?

First you start to cut down on the things you eat.

Then you starting counting what you are eating.

My own personal rule because i am a bad skinny person remember? If you love food, food will love you back. Its the best relationship in the world. And by love food, i don't mean EATING IT i mean if you appreciate the true meaning of food, it will love you back. Instead of just EATING FOOD try LOVING FOOD.

What do i mean by loving food? I mean instead of walking into your kitchen and looking for something to eat. Look for something to make, something that requires preperation and actual cooking time, not the button on the microwave. You will appreciate the fact that you can cook and you will love and appreciate your food more. ANDDDD your food will love you back because it's much more healthier. I know sometimes that it is difficult to actually make food when people are so use to having a mircowave, that is why when i grow up to have my own house, i will not own one. They are no good and are evil!!

What can you make in a microwave that you can't make in an oven?? Or on a stove top?? I was once addicted to my microwave, i microwaved everything, INCLUDING BACON!! But then i stopped and realized that my microwave shouldn't be treating my food this way. Spinning it around making a mocery of it, no.. I should be putting this burrito on a flat pan and putting it in the oven, the way it dreamt of being cooked the first day it came out the bag of flour. Then my love affair with food was created, and i wanted to eat everything in the entire world. Instead of chomping down on everything try just biting it and actually tasting what you made.

Moral of this post is:

If you are going to do anything crazy and stupid, like a diet, do it for yourself, not because that is what society demands. When doing something stupid like a diet, try to do it with the right mindset, because if you are doing it just to get skinny then you are going to get right back to that happy place called nowhere. And that place really sucks since i want to hang out with you down here on planet earth :)

♥Charlie.

100th Post!!

so this is my 100th post. And with only 3 readers i am still a happy camper. Suck it.

So i figure.. why not say 100 random truths

READYYY.SET.GOOO!!!

1.I am still afraid of the dark.

2.I play pokemon..still

3.My favorite video game is Glover for the nintendo 64

4. I hate the color purple for hair

5.My mother swears that I am a drama queen

6.I was once afraid of the Mrs.Buttersworth

7.Don't walk into my room expecting it to be clean

8. Charlie Chaisty is my alias because my real name makes me feel weird

9.When people ask to ask me a question i think the worst

10.my friends are the worst

11. I was never comfortable admitting that my favorite color is PINK

12. I hate raisins, they remind me of eating an old person

13.I only wear my silly bands in the summer time

14. I really like Dinosaur shaped anything

15. Sometimes i tell the friends that i don't expect to last long that i am adopted

16. I get most people to believe anything

17. I am a really hard person to read

18. Teachers will usually really hate me or really love me, there is no inbetween

19. I use to have a ginourmous crush on Anekin from star wars

20. I still have that same crush

21. Daytime television makes me want to take a nap

22.I have a hard time liking my friends

23. I was once accused of being scene so i got a hot topic card.

24.It's still in my wallet.

25. I haven't used it since.

26. My journal is filled with my really crappy drawings

27. When i hear people "Gang-Bang" it makes me wanna smack them in the face

28. I will be in history books for something, i promise

29. That thing will probably be for something bad

30. I hate when girls call me a pet name, its creepy, i'm not a lesbian

31.I use bobby pins to clean out my ears

32. I do it to gross my mom out

33.Things that have double letters make me smile/laugh like gOOgle, hiPPie, eGG

34. Like Yoda I like to Talk, sometimes.

35. Shakespeare quotes, food, and cuddling are the way to my heart.

36. I find sex to be very useless

37. I plan on adopting a little british boy

38. I am not above kidnapping

39. I plan on getting alot of tats

40. I am afraid of the dark

41. I have a problem with repeating things

42.When people smile at me it creeps me out

43. I once tried to kill myself

44. I fail at things sometimes

45. On my pizza you will find : Chicken and Hotsauce

46. There's something about the music they play at Hollister that makes me wanna dance

47. Sometimes i dance in my favorite stores

48.I do compete with my friends to look better than them

49. When it comes to competions and races i will win.

50.I wanna travel back in time to the 80's

51. Texting does not entertain me, it distracts me

52. I am a very inuendo-us person

53. Be cautious around me, i will mess with your head

54. I have this thing for speaking properly. Because I ain't no kindergartener.

55. I'm building a robot tomorrow

56. Most of the time i don't know what to do with the props i make

57. School confuses me

58. Alot of things confuse me.

59. I am not self concious

60. I have this thing were i just want to be the prettiest person ... EVER

61. On my phone i also have the time in Dallas so i can keep up with my dad.

62. My favorite drumlines are; Phantom Regiment, Santa Clara Vanguard, and the Bluedevils

63.Loaded mashed potatoes make me smile really big

64. I wanted to play the violin and then i broke it

65. I wanted to play the piano and then i quit that

66. I have a hard time with commitment and perserverance

67. I am not really superstious

68. Cats piss me off to no end

69. Hahahahahahahahahhahaha ah hm hm

70. I will never have children due to the people around me and their children

71. If someone disagrees with me, i don't really care.

72. I do not believe in "to each their own" its a democracy get the hell over it.

73. Everything should be a monarchy is my mindset.

74.I like color. It should be everywhere.

75. When i was little i had a yellow room

76. I dispise the color yellow.

77. I am a tree in my way of life.

78. I want to live on the beach and have a beach crusier and everything

79. I am not a burger person in the summer really

80. i have quite the collection of hoodies

81. I like wet rainy gloomy weather.

82. i once liked a douche bag with a blue durango

83. The aunt that didn't come back for me had a durango

84. I don't like durangos alot.

85. I am going to get a cool job, because I am a cool person

86. My taste buds are very fine and hate bogus food.

87. I should be a cook.

88. I don't like doing my own dishes.

89. Music is something i am not closed minded about.

90. I like to build stuff with my waffles

91. I am a huge nerd.

92. Wal-mart gives me anxiety attacks

93. Parents usually like my personality

94. I use to be brain washed by public school.

95. I do not like public very much.

96. I do not like assumptions very much.

97. Being active is not my forte

98. Acoustic music is my favorite.

99. I want to play the guitar and Piano.

100. I'm glad i have a boyfriend now so my friends can shut up.